“Real Time” host Bill Maher closed his show Friday night with a complaint that Democrats have become a “no fun” party to Republicans.
“Once upon a time, the good guys were the ones who were offended by everything,” Maher said. “They were the party of speech codes and blacklists and moral panics and demanding that a TV show had to go.
“Well, now it’s us. We’re the fun freaks now. We crave fun from everything: Halloween, the Oscars, childhood, Twitter, comedy. Southern Baptist.”
He continued, “If Democrats had always watched morality as hard as they do now, they would have lost a lot of heroes. No FDR, JFK, RFK, LBJ, Clinton, Martin Luther King.
“The Democrats are now the party that cannot tell the difference between Anthony Weiner and Al Franken.”
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“We have to restore the natural order of things,” Maher told viewers at another point. “I don’t want to live in a world where the Liberals are the most tense and the Conservatives do drugs and get fucked.
“I don’t want to live in a world where liberals are the most tense and conservatives do drugs and get fucked.”
He also complained that former US Representative Katie Hill from California, once a rising star among the Liberals, was forced out of Congress for being in a “group” and leaking nude photos with her holding a bang. , saying “that was too much for our Puritan Democratic Party.”
“We are the throuple people! The bang people, the tantric sex gurus, not f — in ‘Matt Gaetz! Us!” Maher shouted. “We did mud fuck and hot bra and ‘Turn it on, listen and give up’. This is the party that can’t bake wedding cakes for gay people! It’s time to go back because, frankly, you’re not good at being us and sucking. ”
Earlier in the monologue, Maher had pointed out recent stories about Republicans appearing to be a savage bunch.
He spoke to U.S. Representative Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., And cited a report that the congressman had used drugs “like cocaine and ecstasy.”
“Wild parties in hotel suites? That’s our thing,” Maher reacted. “Democrats are the party of free love, fun and forgetting where you parked your car. Republicans can’t be the Conservative Party, sticking your ass, then taking our drugs and our women.
“JFK used to have nudist parties at the White House. Now the politician who comes closest to that legacy is Matt Gaetz? No,” Maher told viewers.
“JFK used to throw nude parties in the pool at the White House. Now the politician who comes closest to that legacy is Matt Gaetz? No.”
The HBO star went on to list several other high-profile Republicans linked to drug and sex scandals, including former House Speaker John Boehner, who entered the marijuana business, polyamorous relationships reported. from U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., The sex scandals that kicked Jerry Falwell Jr. from Liberty University, and former President Trump’s alleged extramarital affair with Stormy Daniels.
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“What happened?!?” Maher exclaimed. “You can always count on the Republicans to be the fuddy-duddies, the wet blankets, the boring ones. They were the moral majority,” the Virtues book. “Nixon – NIXON! – started the ‘war on drugs’ and [Nancy Reagan] has never stopped spinning its slogan on this subject. … her husband had a commission to eradicate pornography.
“If it was fun, the Republicans were against it. They blamed Bill Clinton for getting a b ——.”
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